My Unpredictable Dream

It was early morning. I was on my way to the store, driving my electric blue cadillac. The reason I was going to the store was because I needed to buy a new sledgehammer, since my old one had been vaporized.
So when I check out the new sledgehammers, I wasn't expecting what I saw next. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see someone hiding in the plastic bushes. After that I passed out. Goat had been stalking me. So when my friend Abbydoodle comes around the aisle, I think she got the wrong idea.
I was lying on the ground, with a sledgehammer next to me, and Goat, walking away hastily. I guess she thought that Goat had beaten me up, because she grabbed a nearby pickle and started beating up Goat.
Meanwhile, my other friends, Penguito, Karibean and Legendary Taco were hanging out at nearby McDonalds. All of a sudden, Karibean drops her milkshake and points out the window.
“Guys! Look!” she gasped.
There, on the corner, Goose was dancing. Legendary Taco pases out, Karibean scrambles away to see a phsyciatrist, and Penguito loses her mind. Penguito runs after Goose to strangle him, but HE rus to the store where I'M at.
“AHHH! Help me! There's a phsyco maniac after me!” Goose screamed.
“Stop running you fool! I need to strangle you!” Penguito shouted.
Goose was running into the store by the time Legendary Taco was coming to. Legendary Taco follows Penguito's trail, which wasn't hard considering how loud she was screaming. By that time I was coming to. The scene there was... interesting.
Goat is lying on the ground with Abbydoodle STILL beating him up. Penguito and Legendary Taco are trying to strangle Goose, and KARIBEAN come waltzing into the store. When Karibean sees the scene she runs off AGAIN screaming, “I NEED MENTAL HELP!!!”. Legendary Taco passes out for some weird reason, and I call the police.
But then COW comes into the store to buy something that I don't remember right now, and that's enough for me to drag Legendary Taco outside and make her eat a waffle when she wakes up.
“WHY am I here! Why did you drag me out! I need to strangle Goose!” she screams hysterically.
“Because COW is in there and I care about you!” which is enough to make shut up. Then I see a plane overhead that says POLICE on the side. “ OH THANK you!” I said, exasperated. Maybe now things will get back to normal. I thought. Or as close to normal they will ever be.
But that thought was put on hold while I see who's IN the plane.
It's Cow's DAD, and he starts throwing CDs at us, and I THINK I blacked out, because I was lying on the ground, watching the ceiling when I woke up.
Cow's dad takes Goat, Cow and Goose away, and then everything, and I mean EVERYTHING goes quiet. Then I say, “Well, everything is back to normal... I think”
Well, it turns out everyone and everything was back to normal. Goat lived, though he was severely injured due to the pickle, Cow and Goose weren't that crazy that day, I mean less crazy than normal. Abbydoodle was okay after seeing I wasn't dead, Karibean, well, I don't really know about Karibean, Penguito was back to normal as she will ever be after seeing Goose flown away, and Legendary Taco said she felt great as long Cow wan't near her. Me? Well, let's just say some things are better left unsaid.

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Okay, okay, I'll admit that these stories are weird, well, because they are dreams. The thing is that I don't want to lose track of my dreams because someday I'm gonna publish them. I know I know, it's a little far-fetched but whatever. Just keep that in mind when you read.